joke-o-matic

Hypothesis

I hypothesize that computers have no sense of humour, but nevertheless they can be quite funny. Or at least, they make me laugh.

Apparatus

• Python 2.7.6 (probably works with older versions too)

Method

• Emulate the great comedians.

Observations

OMG so awful.

A cowboy, a priest, and a cat walk into a bar.

The cowboy says to the bartender, "I'll have a whiskey and soda."

The bartender says, "Aren't you a cowboy?"

The priest says, "Yes, but don't tell the cat!"

or maybe you'd prefer

A cat, a surfer, and a programmer walk into a bar.

The surfer says to the bartender, "Have you got a light?"

The bartender says, "Aren't you a surfer?"

The surfer says, "That's what the programmer said!"