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"Yet another language that exists solely<br>
by virtue of the fact that there's<br>
a compiler for it that (mostly) works."</i></b><p>&nbsp;</td></tr><tr>
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<p><font face="Wide Latin,Rockwell Extra Bold,Chicago" size=+1>Teach yourself ILLGOL</font>

<p>If you want to learn ILLGOL, you probably want to read
the <a href="/esoteric/illgol/illgol.txt">documentation</a> first.  But you likely won't
learn much from it.
You'll have to play with the <a href="/esoteric/illgol/%23%23/prj/">sample sources</a>
to discover more.

<p>To play with ILLGOL you need to download a copy of
the <a href="/esoteric/illgol/%23%23/">Illgol##</a>
distribution which
contains all the sample sources, documentation, and
an Illgol##-to-8086 compiler.

<p>The ILLGOL compiler translates ILLGOL programs into MS-DOS .COM
files.  Syntactical errors will be caught, but may cause the compiler
to go into a fit.  Very little by way of array bounds
checking etc is done, though.  It's a very stupid little compiler.
The command line syntax is:

<pre>  ILLGOL illgol-file [com-file]</pre>

<p>If com-file is omitted, <tt>OUT.COM</tt> will be written.

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<p><font face="Wide Latin,Rockwell Extra Bold,Chicago" size=+1>Review</font>
<br>by Brian Connors

<p>ILLGOL in short: Take three parts Perl, two parts Basic, two parts
Fortran. Marinate for six hours in Budweiser and
canola oil. Boil until pulped and serve with a side of
Intercal.

<p>ILLGOL in detail: ILLGOL is <a href="http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Station/2266/tarpit/magenta.html"><img src="/img/webicon.gif" alt="[WWW]" border=0 width=12 height=12>Magenta</a> in the small. Kludgy, incompletely
documented, fuzzy-minded about its aims, and just
barely useable enough for real work, ILLGOL is easily
the most disturbed language project I've ever seen. 

<p>What sets it apart from ordinary computer languages is
the initial air of normalcy. It looks like a fairly
ordinary scripting language until its loose ends stick
out: control structures like a bizarre combination of
Basic and Fortran, clunky and arbitrarily vague
runtime capabilities remniscent of Intercal, and a
general lackadaisicalness straight out of the Camel
book. 

<p>ILLGOL is, to steal a word from the British, naff.

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