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44 groundbreaking-historic-hey-yowza *ILLGOL* family of programming
55 languages:
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7 * **ILLGOL**, the first programming language EVER to be introduced by a
8 superheroine (in prose; later revealed to be Release Notes Girl);
9 * **Illgola-2**, the first programming language EVER to be shipped
10 with an image of Release Notes Girl;
7 * **ILLGOL**, the first programming language EVER to be, in actuality, a
8 communicable disease cleverly disguised as a programming language;
9 * **Illgola-2**, the first programming language EVER to have its release
10 notes introduced, in prose, by a superheroine (later revealed to be
11 Release Notes Girl);
1112 * **Illberon (ILLGOL 3)**, the first programming language EVER to have
1213 its release notes in the form of a comic strip; and
1314 * **Open Sores Illgol##**, the first programming language EVER to be
1617 Illgol: Grand Mal is also rumoured to be the *hyperincubator* for the next
1718 generation of ILLGOL technology, **Illglr**.
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19 LICE NSE
20 LICE-NSE
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2223 The contents of the Illgol: Grand Mal distribution are octuply-licensed.