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| 4 | 4 | groundbreaking-historic-hey-yowza *ILLGOL* family of programming |
| 5 | 5 | languages: |
| 6 | 6 | |
| 7 | * **ILLGOL**, the first programming language EVER to be introduced by a | |
| 8 | superheroine (in prose; later revealed to be Release Notes Girl); | |
| 9 | * **Illgola-2**, the first programming language EVER to be shipped | |
| 10 | with an image of Release Notes Girl; | |
| 7 | * **ILLGOL**, the first programming language EVER to be, in actuality, a | |
| 8 | communicable disease cleverly disguised as a programming language; | |
| 9 | * **Illgola-2**, the first programming language EVER to have its release | |
| 10 | notes introduced, in prose, by a superheroine (later revealed to be | |
| 11 | Release Notes Girl); | |
| 11 | 12 | * **Illberon (ILLGOL 3)**, the first programming language EVER to have |
| 12 | 13 | its release notes in the form of a comic strip; and |
| 13 | 14 | * **Open Sores Illgol##**, the first programming language EVER to be |
| 16 | 17 | Illgol: Grand Mal is also rumoured to be the *hyperincubator* for the next |
| 17 | 18 | generation of ILLGOL technology, **Illglr**. |
| 18 | 19 | |
| 19 | LICE NSE | |
| 20 | LICE-NSE | |
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| 22 | 23 | The contents of the Illgol: Grand Mal distribution are octuply-licensed. |